You saw someone beating your mum, you
rushed into the house to fetch a weapon and
found someone in bed with your wife. Which
would u attend to 1st?
- Nollywood please na! How can a ghost
fall down while chasing someone?
- Are you feeling abandoned, neglected and
you want your friends to have you at heart &
constantly stay in touch? Borrow money
from all of them & travel
- You're in church, sermon is going on and
you're seriously busy changing Dp and Pm.
What makes you better than the man Who's
not in church?
- MTN should sponsor NYSC, so that there
will be no service.
- Your boyfriend should not be your source
of income. My dear it’s a relationship, not a
job opportunity.
- Only in Nollywood that someone will die
with an Afro and his spirit will come back
with low cut. Abi Barbing salon dey that
side?
- You Don't Need a car to Impress a
LAUTech Girl… Just Wear a Starched Shirt
and Hold a Car key!
- Nollywood will not kill Somebody… How
can you open a casket and the corpse is
sweating?
- Kim K 's stay in Nigeria reminds me of
mercy johnson's verse in Aboki rmx.
- Which of these is the Hardest to find in
Nigeria. (A) Virgins (B). Jobs (C). True
Love ?
- 1970: You’ve to pull down the Panties to
see the Buttocks.
2010: You’ve to separate the Buttocks to
see the Panties
- Shoutout to the girls that lost their
virginity on Feb. 14. RIP Virginity!
- Be careful Ladies, if you use the Electric
Vibrator near Water, You will CUM and GO
at the same time.
- Dear satan,just swallow the shame and
apologize to God so that we will all go and
live happily in d garden of Eden. As Fire
dey burn you so, e sweet?
- If she has cough and catarrh before
valentine, I don't see anything bad in
wrapping Benylin and Tom Tom as her
valentine gift.
- Life is too short to ask a stammerer for
directions.
- That Mogbe Moment when you've been
dubbing someone in an exam then suddenly,
the person cancels the whole Page. *Dies*
- Some girls will have "Model" written in
their bio's, yet the only places you'll see
them modeling is with toilet mirrors.
- Men at 25 play Football, men at 40 play
Tennis, men at 60 play Golf. Have you
noticed that as you grow older your balls get
smaller?
- Your BF beats you on a daily basis, yet
you put his picture up and your BBM status
reads 'You
bring out the best in me'... Are you a rag?
- You take picture, e no fine, you come dey
claim say 'beauty is from within' .... Why
you no take X-ray?
- Golden Morn is good, Corn Flakes is
better. But at the mention of IJEBU GARRI
every Flake must bow.
- Don't Ever do a Long distance
relationship, masturbating to a Voice
message from London is not your calling.
- You take picture inside Rangerover Sport,
Infinity, Bently,BMW X6, then you want your
boyfriend to believe you'r not cheating. ARE
U A MECHANIC?
- Lazy men call the rich men ritualist while
unlucky girls call the lucky ones prostitutes.
Never mistake knowledge for wisdom
- You can't be UGLY and then play ''hard to
get''. It doesn't work that way; you're
already ''Hard To Want''.
- It’s only a Naija babe that will put on
makeup right before she goes
swimming.....end up turning the pool to
rainbow
- I know money is not everything. I don't
need everything, I need money.
- YOUR WAEC: BIO E8, ENG D7, MATH F9,
YORUBA A1, COMMERCE D7, LIT. ENG F9,
…10000 Twitter Followers. 'The devil is
dancing Azonto with your destiny.
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