Joke: The Houseboy

Joke of the weekend: A young boy was
working as a houseboy and one day his
mistress (as in madam) asked him to go
buy a dog.
The boy bought the dog and took it home,
cradling the animal in his arms.
The mistress was incensed and shouted at
him, “Don’t you know that the dog can bite
you? Next time, get a collar around its neck
and lead it home.”
The next day, the boy was sent to buy the
leg of a cow. After he bought it, he got a
collar, put it around the piece of meat and
dragged it home.
His mistress threw up a tantrum and
screamed, ” You foolish boy! Why would you
drag the meat through the dust like that?!
Next time put it in a plastic bag.”
The next day the boy was sent to buy water.
After he bought the water, he got a plastic
bag and poured all the water in. Needless to
say, the water got finished by the time he
got home.
He was promptly fired and soon found work
at a fufu chop bar. He had no idea how to
pound fufu, but his new boss told him, “It is
not difficult. wherever you see me put the
piece of cooked cassava or plantain, just hit
it with the pestle.”
The boy followed the instructions and was
soon pounding the fufu very well.
One day, in the middle of doing so, the
woman was feeling hungry and so picked a
piece of cassava to put in her mouth.
Since the boy had been told that wherever
she put the piece of cassava was where he
should hit with the pestle………..you know the
rest………..Happy weekend folks!!