JOKE!!! JOKE!!!! JOKE!!!!!!! Hilarious! Nigerian Celebrities Whose Names Were Made Into Scary Diseases

Interesting hilarious list gotten from the
internet. The writer listed Nigerian
celebrities as diseases and explained the
meaning of the diseases in an exceptional
way. Enjoy below.
1. Wizkid Syndrome: A chronic tendency
to create catchy and repetitive hits to a
loyal fan base with a boyish charm that
induces envy from peers and late-
bloomers, which also hides the fact, that
one is approaching quarter-life.
2. Davidotis: A psychiatric condition
whereby a sufferer survives speculations
of whether genuine talent or one’s
father’s wealth is the source of one’s
success, alongside a pervading
comparison with an equally talented
whiz-kid.
3. Tuface Syndrome: A rare syndrome that
occurs when prodigious talent meets
prodigious baby-making ability but with a
legendary status, strong social equity and
a staying power that keep a whole
industry in awe.
4. D’banj Obsessive Disorder: A disease
characterized by the feeling that one’s
best days are firmly behind and, as a
result, one looks for outlets to
compensate for fading stardom and
income, including taking relief in farming
5. Dangotiosis: A condition marked by an
obsession with Dangote‘s wealth, only
curable by a decision to mind one’s own
business.
6. Lindapilepsy: A strong and strange
resentment that occurs when news of
Linda Ikeji’s wealth arises, which is
commonly observed among struggling
publicists, jealous digital marketers,
hungry journalists, and retired or rival
bloggers.
7. Iyanyamariasis: The abnormal ability
of a cell to spot errors in its former ways
before proceeding to create a trademark
style that takes waist gyrations to nerve-
racking heights with performances
worthy of Mr. Universe Pageantry.
8. Tontolitis: The debilitating ability to
sustain fame in an erratic way as it was
acquired while still smiling to the bank.
9. PSquarisasis: When two malignant
cells take the understanding of a market
to unprecedented heights resulting in a
dominance previously thought impossible
and doing it with a discernible Igbo
accent.
10. Don Jazzy Disorder: A disorder that
makes an organ produce back-to-back hits
and maintain a social equity that can
embarrass pastors and politicians,
including a social media addiction and an
idiosyncratic singing style that impresses.
11. Kceeosis: A cell’s ability to confuse
celebrity with a right to make
embarrassing wardrobe choices and a
knack for coming out even more
horrendous than a previous time despite
public outcry and bile from popular
bloggers.
12. Jenniferiasis: The ability of an organ
to exhibit behavior that would ordinarily
be considered razz to a point where the
lines between acting and reality are
blurred but compensated with popular
adulation and brand endorsements.
13. MIplasia: A type of dwarfism that
compensates the lack of bone growth with
incredible rhyming prowess and a
persona capable of inducing endless
admiration and beef from hustling
rappers.
14. Ice Prince Cerebral Cramps: A
disorder that causes exaggerated hip-hop
postures, a rigid conformity to infantile
end-rhymes that turn rap songs into
mainstream classics and also results in
multiple awards than most “serious”
rappers.
15. Mode Complex: An affliction that
causes an artist to be the default
reference for prodigious & clever
wordplay that, sadly, does not correlate
with the amount of albums sold or
account balance, a living proof of the
saying: ‘grammar no be money’.
16. Dakolomentality: A rare psychotic
disorder that inflicts a sufferer with
unlimited guttural talent but indistinctive
brand positioning & packaging.
17. Olamide Palsy: A malignant tumor
that involves a blatant display of one’s
ethnicity and background combined with
traits mostly reserved for touts but
interestingly made into a premium
musical package that surprises earlier
sufferers of the same tumor who faded
into obscurity.
18. Phynognomy: A severe condition
similar to Olamide Palsy but with an Igbo
flair and an ability to turn what would
have been a bad hair day for most into a
phenomenal signature look.
19. Bella Naija Syndrome: An affliction
whereby the Nigerian national man-hour
is spent keeping track of who wore what
to where until one wakes up to the reality
of a wasted lifetime.