–ONE–
MAMA: How was your paper?..
AKPOS : Good, but I didn’t know d past
tense of “think”. I thought and thought,
then finally wrote “Thunk”.
–TWO–
How do you recognize Akpos in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from
the book when the teacher erases the
board.”
– THREE –
TEACHER : If u have 10 chocolate cakes
& someone asks for 2, how many would
you have left?
AKPOS : 10, because I won’t give
– FOUR –
TEACHER: Class choose between money
and brain?
AKPOS : I’d go for the money!
TEACHER :I’d go for brain!
AKPOS :Well everybody goes for what he
doesn’t have!
– FIVE –
ALINCO : Akpos, i Just bought a new
Samsung Galaxy Tablet.
AKPOS : Sorry Bro. Get well soon.
– SIX –
CASHIER : This is the 5th same movie
ticket you’ve bought tonight Sir, Why
please?
AKPOS : The Idiot at the entrance keeps
tearing it
– SEVEN –
TEACHER: All stupid people should stand
up
AKPOS Stands Up
TEACHER : So Akpos you are stupid?
AKPOS : No Ma, I just can’t bear you
standing alone.
– EIGHT -
TONTO: But why is your password
‘Samson’ ?
AKPOS : Computer said my former
password wasn’t strong enough
– NINE –
TEACHER : Akpos, finish this sentence..
‘Many are called but ………….?
AKPOS : But only few have credit to call
back..
– TEN–
Akpos was walking in a bush and
suddenly saw a lion in front of him. He
knelt down, praying to GOD to deliver
him. when he opened his eyes, he saw
the lion kneeling also & praying,
Akpos asked the lion “Are u also a
christian?”
The lion replied, “Shut up, don’t you pray
b4 you eat?.
Akpos fainted!!!!
– ELEVEN –
From AKPOS To All My Single Ladies!!!
If You have been engaged to a guy for 3
years and no wedding is forthcoming.
Please, kindly remove the ring… Is your
finger a key holder?
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