Akpos police man

Akpos was driving down a street along
Lagos, having just finished answering a call,
when a policeman, suddenly, opened the
passenger door, entered and jam-locked it.
(The door lock is faulty)
As usual, the Police wanted ‘something’
from Akpos for making a phone call while
driving…
Suddenly, the policeman saw the big
Rottweiler dog, Jackie, at the back seat of
the car, with its tongue stuck out, spittle
dripping and fangs barring, staring fiercely
at him.
Policeman: (Shaking) Ah! You carry dog?
Akpos: (Bone face) Yes, I carry dog. That
one too be offence?
Policeman: (Feeling uncomfortable) Na
where u dey come from?
Akpos: From hospital.
Policeman: Ehen! you sick?
Akpos: No, na person wey the dog bite we
go see. The person almost die sef.
Policeman: (Terribly shaken by now) Ehen!
But why the dog dey shake head like that?
Akpos: Na so im dey do if e wan bite
person.
Policeman: The dog know you?
Akpos: Yes nah, no be my dog?
Policeman: (Sweating) This your door, how
you dey open am?
Akpos: How you take enter?
Policeman: Abeg! Na since I dey try open
am, but e no open.
(The dog was now getting impatient and
gave a small growl, its tongue almost
touching the policeman’s left ear).
Policeman: (Now sliding forward)Oga, I take
God beg you, open the door for me make I
comot. I no go collect anything from you.
Akpos: How much you go pay me?
Policeman: Ah! I neva hustle anythin since
morning. Na only N2000 dey with me.
Akpos: You neva ready. (I looked back at
the dog).
Policeman: Ok ok ok ok ok, e reach N5000.
The other N3000 na my wife own, but I go
give you join.
(Now, close to tears as the dog was
becoming really impatient)
Oga, I be……g, Oga, sorry. Take the N5000
make you open the door plssssssse!
Akpos: Oya, bring am. (He collected the
N5000 & allowed him out of the car)
Policeman: God punish you. Idiot, e no go
ever better for you and your yeye dog.
Wicked man!!!